F**kface Breaks Shit 6/21/2022
Bonus · published 2022-06-25 · archive #117

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[0:00:29] Geoff: Are you doing an Anma-style intro? I would never. Good morning, Geoff. Good morning. Good morning, Eric. Hello and welcome to another episode of F**kface Breaks Shit. This is the show where we break shit and talk about stuff and show off stuff. We did a little bit of show and tell today, Eric, I'm excited about. We've got some fun stuff. Let's do it. And you'll notice something special about today's episode. Sort of an extra special episode. We cut out all the hangers on. We got rid of Gavin. We got rid of Andrew. We got rid of Emily. All the, what do you call it? High maintenance, no talents? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got rid of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Except my girlfriend.
[0:01:10] Eric: Yeah, I was going to say, that's pretty cool for you to say and then go home. No, no, no, that's right.
[0:01:14] Geoff: Goddamn, man. I, uh, I said some shit about boomers on Anma. Yeah. And I got a call from my mother. Did you really? Yeah. Your mom listens to podcasts? I didn't realize it.
[0:01:26] Eric: Oh, wow. That's pretty exciting. Yeah. Wow. And what did she say? She just started to, like, talk down to you about...
[0:01:31] Geoff: It was a... I got a drubbing. Yeah. But what are you going to do? She's my mom.
[0:01:36] Eric: It's your mom. Hey, great shirt you have.
[0:01:38] Geoff: You're never too old to be taught.
[0:01:39] Eric: Hey, I'm doing another thing.
[0:01:41] Geoff: Hey, great shirt you have. Hey, thanks. This is a great shirt. I like it a lot. I'm a shirt haver. Uh-huh. Uh, I'm a shirt haver haver.
[0:01:48] Eric: The trademark on the top, uh, side is... Can't be real. Right? There's no way we trademarked shirt haver. Anyway. I think that's how you do it, right? Yeah, you just throw it on there. Yeah, you just throw it on there. If you just start putting TMs on stuff, who's stopping you? You're fine. You can get this in our store today. You can also get this. Go to the overhead camera. Oh, you know, we should have brought bread. What? No, we didn't need to bring bread. Wow, look, it's the bread clip. Listen to this. I don't think they can probably hear that, because it's... Your microphone's over here.
[0:02:21] Geoff: Can you hear this, Nick? Okay. I was hoping it would cover up that other thing. This is sturdy metal. We discussed this. Flip it over so people can see it's a magnet. We discussed this while I was gonna... That was gonna be the big reveal. What? So let me get some facts about the fuckface break... Fuckface bread clip. First off, it's emblemized with my birthday. It is. June 19th. It's awesome. Not just my birthday. It's also Juneteenth. It's also Garfield's birthday, who I just thought is dead. Do you guys know Garfield died? What? Yeah, years ago. What are you talking about? There was a final Garfield comic, and it's the saddest thing ever.
[0:02:59] Eric: It's the one where he's in the haunted house. It's like, oh, this spooky run-down house, and he's like, oh, John, where are you? I don't think he really died in that.
[0:03:04] Geoff: No, no, it's the one where he's laying in his bed, and it just says zzz, and then zzz, and then no zzz. And then the comic's over. It's really depressing. They killed Garfield? Yeah, they killed Garfield in the 90s, I guess. Which is, you know, he was born in the 70s, so that's like 20-something years long. It's a long time for a cat. It's a long time for a cat. It's a long time for a cat. You know, like, the world's oldest cat, I think, lives in Austin. Austin, Texas. Isn't that cool? And the previous world's oldest cat lived in Austin.
[0:03:27] Eric: I wonder what they're doing to cats here in Austin to make them.
[0:03:29] Geoff: Apparently, I read an article, it's a very special diet, the guy or lady has worked out.
[0:03:33] Eric: A special diet for a cat?
[0:03:35] Geoff: A special cat diet.
[0:03:35] Eric: I don't even have a special diet for me, and I'm a human man. I know.
[0:03:39] Geoff: That's it, I'm right there with you. I would say the same, except there is a very special diet for everyone who's going on. It requires a lot of preparation. Not just Garfield's birthday, Superman's birthday, also June 19th. A lot of people didn't know that. June 19th, 1938. Superman was born. Action Comics number one. In addition, it is the color of a sort of a cornflower blue. You know what that signifies? The date. The day. The day of the week that the bread was shelled. Blue is a Monday. We're spending so much time on this fucking bread clip. And we're not done yet. Wow! There's a magnet on it.
[0:04:16] Eric: There's a little magnet on it. It's, you can, like. Yeah, it sticks to shit. Isn't that fun?
[0:04:21] Geoff: Yeah, it sticks to that. I, uh, whoa! Look at how strong it is. All right, I'm getting too lost in the bed here. You are. Give me this. This came off my fridge. I gotta, I gotta keep going for like 45 minutes.
[0:04:33] Eric: We also have the temporary tattoos. You can grab the, uh.
[0:04:37] Geoff: So please don't get real tattoos anymore. There are so many people that have actual tattoos of this. Yeah, the Don Pedro and the pencil are a lot.
[0:04:44] Eric: Yeah, there are a lot. The pencil is a good one, though. The pencil is like that style that I really like. Um, man. I got it so you guys don't have to. Right. You guys just get the temporary tattoos. And there are, there's also a uniform. Nobody has that, so. I'm definitely not getting that one. No. So there you go. Oh, this Vancouver Child Kicker one's fucking cool. Maybe even we could chest on notes. Oh, yeah. Vancouver Child Kicker. Interesting. Interesting. Uh, some shirts. Shirt Haver Shirt. Thrice to Meet You. That's a cool one. That's a good one.
[0:05:10] Geoff: They said that we, it was too cost prohibitive to make an actual. Yes. Sellable Thrice to Meet You. So they said the best thing we could do is a. Yep. A line drawing on a shirt.
[0:05:19] Eric: Uh, this is the Money Laundromat shirt that comes in blue, but also comes in white. Um, Money Laundromat. It's in the name.
[0:05:28] Geoff: Also, that was a commission, uh, by a community member whose, uh, name is mentioned on the Instagram post. Oh, that's fun.
[0:05:34] Eric: So go check out these things in the store right now. Get them or don't get them. Yeah. Uh, whatever. Yeah, whatever. You like them. Look, I'm telling you about them so you can go get them, but it doesn't mean you have to.
[0:05:42] Geoff: But we're not trying to sell up your ass right now. No, I don't really care. Uh, let's get started. Okay. Uh, let's do some, let's do some of the shit that we're here to do. Oh, you know what? We don't have. Sorry. Fred and Shacker. Oh, that was close. Can't do it without Fred. Dude. All right. What? All right. If you're going to. What? You might as well bring it out. What? These are on sale at RTX. Not just at RTX. They'll be on sale globally as well.
[0:06:08] Eric: If we have any left, they'll be on sale right away. Um, I don't anticipate there being any of these left.
[0:06:15] Geoff: Just imagine like a sea of like 500 people within the air, like lightsabers. In a convention? This is one. Yeah. We're going to. I want to World Cup this thing. Oh, you want this to be new Vuvuzela? I want this new Vuvuzela, yeah. Nice. That's pretty exciting. All right. We should start with the pack sack. Let's do it.
[0:06:36] Eric: It's a sack pack, but that's fine.
[0:06:37] Geoff: If you're new to Fuckface Break shit. Might have been a little late on that one, dude. The pack sack runs the show. Every time we start an episode, we open up a pack from the pack sack. Whoa. What are these? Every time we open up a box, we throw one in. You got to feed it as you eat from it. This is 1991, 1992 Skybox basketball. Okay. So, put that right there. We are going to pop. These are 84 cents, huh? Well, probably at the time they were purchased at Walmart. Oh. I would assume 1991 or 92. I think Jordan's your chase card here. That's about it. Yeah, you think we're getting one? Come on. I don't have that kind of look. Clyde Drexler looks like it. All right. In a Christmas sweater. Okay, let's see what we got here. We got Isaiah Thomas. Oh. Bad boy for life. Yeah, no kidding. Kevin Willis. Okay. Johnny Dawkins. Oh, here we go. The Chicago Bulls starting team. There we got Michael Jordan right there.
[0:07:37] Geoff: Oh, let's see. We got him. There you go. Not the same. Greg Drelling. Ooh, Ralph Sampson with the very, very dated background.
[0:07:45] Eric: The background looks like the fuck stick that... It looks like if you turn that card, it goes...
[0:07:50] Geoff: It looks like it's like a high-speed shot. Yeah. Joe, whatever. Oh, there you go. Patrick Ewing. All right. I believe he coached in Georgetown these days, right?
[0:08:01] Eric: Remember when the Knicks were supposed to be, like, the team in the 90s, and then, boy, they weren't?
[0:08:04] Geoff: There was a funny story about... You're right. They weren't. It was a funny... And then they haven't been censored. There was a funny story about Patrick Ewing recently. He went to Madison Square Garden. This is in the last season. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the security didn't recognize him, and they wouldn't let him out. Yep. And he was like... He fucking lost. I was like, you know who the fuck I am? I built this fucking building. Yeah, hell yeah. And they had to issue a public apology. Yeah. Otis Smith. Did security ask him more?
[0:08:27] Eric: And they had to go, like, we do know who you are. We're sorry. Did security say, show me a ring? And then they just... He was like, my name's...
[0:08:31] Geoff: This is my ring right there. It's in the fucking Raptors. Buck Johnson.
[0:08:35] Eric: There's my ID.
[0:08:36] Geoff: Eddie Johnson. Can't read that. Don't care. Sam Bowie and Terry Porter. So, there you go. Pretty dog shit pack. Yeah. Yeah. Rough pack. No worries. Thanks. Got Isaiah. That's nice. Open up another pack. One more?
[0:08:48] Eric: Maybe we'll find a Zim. Maybe. I'm looking for a Zim Padres. That's... We were talking about that before the show.
[0:08:56] Geoff: Yeah. It would be nice to find a Zim Padres.
[0:08:58] Eric: I want a little Padres Zim. Well, fuck. I'm trying to... Are you trying to game the...
[0:09:02] Geoff: I'm not... I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't game it. I was trying to, but he's probably... See? I'm just going to get in there deep. Okay. Oh, no. Okay.
[0:09:09] Eric: I don't like that. X-Files Season 2. X-Files Season 2. Okay. Here we go. All right, guys. These are cards. What's your chaser here? Mulder or Scully? Smoking Man?
[0:09:20] Geoff: CSM. Yeah. CSM. Smoking Man. Everybody go ahead and... Reset yourselves to like 1991. Okay. I assume. Refamiliarize yourself with Season 2 of X-Files. Okay. So it'll all just pop right off. We got it. Oh, why are they stuck? Oh, they're stinkies. All right. Here we got... It looks like probably Chris Carter, I assume. I don't know if I've ever seen him. Not going to turn it around. Is that...
[0:09:42] Eric: Who... Okay. I thought that was a guy at a piano. I thought maybe that was a theme song guy.
[0:09:45] Geoff: No, I think it's Chris Carter at a podium being like... Hey, I made the X-Files.
[0:09:49] Eric: You should like bend the cards a couple of times or something. Yeah.
[0:09:52] Geoff: Let's see. That's like ASMR. Oh, it's like that. Yeah.
[0:09:59] Eric: It's like the worst kind of ASMR. God. You mean ASMR. Yeah. There's three aliens. That's legitimate. That's real. That's got to be the chaser. That's a pretty good one. We found them. They exist. They do exist. No, that's M&M's and Santa Claus. He is one.
[0:10:16] Geoff: Oh, that's fun. It's like a stonetable pilot's album cover.
[0:10:19] Eric: You really like that bat right in front of you, huh? Yeah, it sucks, huh? You just keep bumping it, bouncing around to you.
[0:10:23] Geoff: Put it over there. Oh, shit. They pred... God damn it. Look. They predicted it. Way back in... Whatever.
[0:10:32] Eric: After the first series came out, they predicted it.
[0:10:36] Geoff: Yeah. They predicted that it would be remade. Oh, wow. Yeah.
[0:10:39] Eric: It's pretty exciting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[0:10:41] Geoff: And then the lone gunman. Yeah. The lone gunman.
[0:10:44] Eric: God, those guys were awesome. They were funny. The older that I got, the more I really liked those characters. Yeah, they were good dudes. Yeah. They were just like weird internet guys, like before the internet was like...
[0:10:52] Geoff: Yeah, you know, they'd all be...
[0:10:53] Eric: They'd all be queuing on now.
[0:10:55] Geoff: Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're all about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the 90s safe version of queuing on back then. Everything's a conspiracy.
[0:11:01] Eric: What are you thinking?
[0:11:02] Geoff: Let's do some Bowman this year baseball. How about that?
[0:11:03] Eric: Okay. Sounds good. You were telling me that you haven't been following baseball closely this season?
[0:11:08] Geoff: No, I'm going to jump in now that basketball's over. Okay, here we go. Well, shit, right out the gate, Wander Franco rookie. Hey, that is the...
[0:11:18] Eric: That's probably going to be... You probably hang on to that one.
[0:11:20] Geoff: Yeah, that is the chase card of the year.
[0:11:23] Eric: Yes. This is India. Big time. Wander Franco, good baseball player. Wander Franco, good at baseball. Jonathan India. All right.
[0:11:30] Geoff: Bryce Harper. That's...
[0:11:32] Eric: Fernando Tatis Jr. That's good. He's been hurt all season. All right.
[0:11:35] Geoff: George Springer. Okay. Carlos Correa. Okay. Whit Merrifield. Matt Behrling. We got ourselves a Gavin Sheets. Rookie of the Year. Favorite... Futures? Set that aside. That's a Chrome. Mm-hmm. Edgar Correa, I think. I can't see it. Eduardo Lopez. Mm-hmm. Marcella Mayer. Kehill Watson. That's a pretty card. Uh... What? Here's Warming Bernabelle. That's a baseball name. Boy, that's a...
[0:12:12] Eric: His name is Warming? Warming. That's awesome. Warming.
[0:12:15] Geoff: As in like...
[0:12:17] Eric: Yeah. No, you don't have to explain what Warming... No, I got it, man.
[0:12:21] Geoff: I know what Warming means. Tyler Soderstrom. Alvin Guzman. I'll pull that.
[0:12:27] Eric: Yeah, yeah.
[0:12:28] Geoff: Jordan Walker. And then... What are we looking at? Simon Muzziotti. Okay. I wonder who that is.
[0:12:35] Eric: You got a couple of... You got a couple of good ones in there.
[0:12:38] Geoff: Fucking Wander Franco in there.
[0:12:39] Eric: Yeah, that's not bad.
[0:12:41] Geoff: I'm gonna put that to the middle.
[0:12:43] Eric: Just to keep it safe? Yeah. Good. Smart. Until I sleeve it up. Yeah, decent.
[0:12:46] Geoff: All right. Next, I think, Eric, we should get a little whimsical. Let's open some Free Willy 2. Yeah, I saw these. Somebody mentioned them on Reddit or on social media that they saw them in a store and I got curious about them.
[0:13:00] Eric: Uh-huh. So I bought them. I don't think I've seen Free Willy 2 because I'm in my like mid-30s. So I missed it. I saw the first one. There was a huge fire. Huge fire. Oh. Huge fire. That's the scene where the water's on fire. Orc is in the wild. Yeah, those are probably the scariest animal. Yeah, I would not.
[0:13:21] Geoff: I would not want to be friends with an orca.
[0:13:22] Eric: Here's a, color that in. That looks like every cartoon that was on Fox in the 90s. That's really incredible. No escape. And he's fucking trapped.
[0:13:33] Geoff: That's where they die? Yeah, they die.
[0:13:35] Eric: Oh, no.
[0:13:36] Geoff: Oh, man. Oh, there's a good one. Draw. He's about to shoot that fucking whale. Look at that. He's got a gun and everything.
[0:13:45] Eric: Those whales like are destructive. Like they're like monstrous. Huge. They just like, yeah, just like just run through shit. Yeah, like a whale in a china shop, that's what they say. Tip over boats. They just do whatever. They're whales. They can do anything. They don't give a fuck. No. Why would they give a fuck? They're whales. They're way bigger than everything else. Kings of the sea, they call them. That's right. You said I, and then you said they.
[0:14:07] Geoff: This thing's heating up. Let's get to that later. Okay. Let's open up some mail, Eric. Okay. From time to time, people send us mail. I think this is from Sean G. Yeah, let me not show us. Okay. Thanks, man. Sean G sent us a whole box of crap. Let's see what crap is. Holy shit.
[0:14:24] Eric: It's so many packs. We're going to have to like feed the pack sack, but there's also just a lot in there. You believe that? Sean. Sean just went for it. I feel terrible. We didn't give you anything. Yeah. Here's the thing. You guys are welcome to send cards. It's totally fine. You can. Do not feel like you have to, or you're like, oh, I have all these things. I should send it in. You can open your own cards. So that's fine. Keep the cards. But if you want to send them, fuck face, break shit. Hang on. What the? Face, break shit. Care of Eric Bedouar, 1901 East 51st Street, Austin, Texas, 78723. It's the way we sort them and organize them and then get them to you on the air. There's a lot here. This is tuned to my biometrics. That was, I pressed it and nothing happened.
[0:15:09] Geoff: Let's, first off, let's feed the pack sack. All right. We'll put the prism wrasslin' in. Are you familiar with WWE? I am familiar. All right. Do you know who Roman Reigns is? I do. And Becky Lynch? I do. Are they your favorites?
[0:15:23] Eric: No, they're like the top people. They're the top people. Yeah, those are like the top two. Those are the people who draw money.
[0:15:30] Geoff: Who's the chase card in wrestling?
[0:15:33] Eric: We're going to say it's Matt Riddle.
[0:15:35] Geoff: Matt Riddle. Yep. Hell yeah.
[0:15:36] Eric: He's a UFC guy and he has a big mushroom tattooed on his side. He's weird. Trent Seven. Oh, wow. All right. What's the deal with him? Oh, he's a UK guy.
[0:15:47] Geoff: That's the least Eric's I ever had to say about a wrestler.
[0:15:49] Eric: Braun Breaker. This guy, I don't know if you remember early 90s wrestling, the Steiner Brothers. This is Rick Steiner's son.
[0:15:56] Geoff: Oh, Rick Steiner. Yeah.
[0:15:58] Eric: You would think that they would just- He was with a chin strap. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And then that's his kid and he's jacked as fuck and he's insane. He's huge.
[0:16:06] Geoff: Did he do Greco-Roman wrestling as well?
[0:16:08] Eric: I think he played football and I think that he probably played, I think he's probably a wrestler in college.
[0:16:14] Geoff: Okay. Now he plays fight ball.
[0:16:15] Eric: Yeah. Uh-huh.
[0:16:17] Geoff: Undertaker.
[0:16:19] Eric: I feel like we have to pull that. I feel like this is a card that Andrew would have a lot to say about.
[0:16:26] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:16:26] Eric: Like it's just an outline. It's like hardly even a card. It's just an outline. Oh, man. Boy. Oh, shit. Jinder Mahal.
[0:16:35] Geoff: Hey. Hey, cool. Look at this. It's chrome.
[0:16:37] Eric: Former WWE champion Jinder Mahal. How long was he champion for? Probably about four months. Really? Yeah. Didn't defend it for very long? No. It has not been at the top of the card since. I wonder why. Low card guy. That's okay.
[0:16:51] Geoff: That's what they say? Low card guy?
[0:16:52] Eric: Like, you know.
[0:16:53] Geoff: Yeah, exactly.
[0:16:54] Eric: Low on the card. Okay. I'll trust you.
[0:16:56] Geoff: Here we're going to open up a pack of Panini 21-22 Donruss. I've opened up so much of this at home.
[0:17:01] Eric: Panini cards? Good cards? Or-
[0:17:03] Geoff: Pretty much everything's Panini. But yeah, Panini or tops. What do we got? Panini's good. These are, this is like low end, but it's one up from Hoops. Hoops is like the do-do list. And then you get to the Donruss is like bog standard. Anthony Edwards, second year card. Yeah. Fantastic player. Future of the NBA right there. Buddy Heald. People used to say that about him. Zion Williamson. People used to say that about him. P.J. Washington Jr. Jay Crowder. I have a feeling he might be going somewhere in this offseason. Trey Young, the now the official villain of the NBA. Oh, yeah? He's accepted and loves the role. Gary Trent Jr. He's a junior. Oh, his dad, Gary Trent. Yeah. His dad's Gary Trent. Here we go. LaMelo Ball complete. That's probably a good- Wow.
[0:17:52] Eric: The whole LaMelo Ball in the one card? Can I say something about LaMelo Ball?
[0:17:56] Geoff: Yep. Oh, please. He's funny on TV.
[0:17:58] Eric: He is funny on TV.
[0:17:59] Geoff: His TV commercials are very good.
[0:18:00] Eric: I think that he is great as a personality. Yeah. I'm lily now. So funny. I think he found his niche. Game time. He's not a pull. Yeah. This is sad because Mike's not here. Nick's running the soundboard. And usually what happens is we start opening these cards. And when there's a former UT player, just from in the shadows, you see Mike's hand go up because he holds up the horns.
[0:18:27] Geoff: We don't have Andrew. So you and I are going to, we're going to suffer through some hockey together. Oh. Oh. Never mind. You have Andrew. That Andrew contributes about as much. That's interesting. What is cheating?
[0:18:43] Eric: There's so many cards. Oh, yeah.
[0:18:45] Geoff: They're all going to be hard.
[0:18:46] Eric: Why would you open this pack? We don't know anything about this sport.
[0:18:50] Geoff: Jamie Olicksyek. He does. Nick Paul. He's a. God. Not related to the other balls. Dimitri Orlov. I've heard that name. Linus Ulmark. Uh-huh. Anthony Dulcolax. Close enough. Boy. Ryan Miller. There's so many cards, Jeff. Casey Middlestat. Sucks. Kyle Oxy-Pokesy. Sam Gagner. Oh, shit. Sam Gagner. We've done him before. We like them. We had Gagner, Gagner, and Gagney. They were a law firm. Remember? No. I fucking remember. Is that the rules to hockey? Yeah. That's all. A bunch of names we also don't know. Cole Lind. He's a rookie, I guess, in French. So we'll save that. Who knows? There's whatever the fuck that is. Oh, shit. It's Jake Bean. Jake Bean. Everybody loves it. Great hockey name. Jake Bean. Oh, shit.
[0:19:50] Geoff: It's Jake Bean. Calvin DeHaan. Adam Larson. Jacob spelled stupid. Zborl.
[0:20:01] Eric: J-A-K-U-B. I don't think. I don't think maybe he's from here, man. Where he's from, they spelled Jacob stupid.
[0:20:09] Geoff: Kirby Datch.
[0:20:10] Eric: Uh-huh.
[0:20:11] Geoff: Mark Stone. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Johnny Gu... Oh, Goudreau. Goudreau. Nailed it. Dominic Kubalik. Uh-huh. The Barclays Center. JT Miller. Wasn't that guy on... Wasn't he a comedian?
[0:20:30] Eric: Yeah, he was in Transformers. Not anymore.
[0:20:33] Geoff: Yeah, not anymore. Philip Forsberg. Ian Mitchell. P-K. Subban. That would be funny if you watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's how Dorit says her husband's name. I'm not going to cheat. Cool. Patrick Moran. He's a real Moran, that guy. Is that card saying maroon?
[0:20:51] Eric: No, is that card saying maroon? What a maroon.
[0:20:53] Geoff: Just making sure. Cool, man. Christopher Tanev. And fucking finally. And Bernie's cousin, Britt Burns. We're going to save that. Found it with the company. Cousin Burns. Let's continue with shit we don't know about and talk about soccer.
[0:21:16] Eric: Why?
[0:21:17] Geoff: Yeah, we got some tops.
[0:21:20] Eric: We're like the only two sports guys. Like, this is Gavin's wheelhouse. The other one was Andrew's.
[0:21:24] Geoff: Okay, I can do a little. I can do some soccer talk. Hold on.
[0:21:26] Eric: Unless any of these guys are Austin FC, you got nothing for you, bud.
[0:21:29] Geoff: Stars aligned in Paris. All right, so no. Here's Lucas Ocampos. Here's Sergio Basquiat. Here's Cookie. What's his name? Cookie. We'll save him. Here's Yusuf Demir. He used to be Cat Stevens. Changed his name to Yusuf. No. No, no, no. He did. No, I know. He did it in the... Yeah, no, I know. That's just not him.
[0:21:53] Eric: And that's a parallel.
[0:21:54] Geoff: Nope. Okay. Great. I read a really interesting article about how he ended up doing the soundtrack to Harold and Mudd. And now look at him playing soccer. Oh, here you go. So here's what I can do. Dortmund's duo. That is Borussia Dortmund, or BVB, from the German Bundesliga, German's professional soccer team. I know that because I shared an office with a guy who was a professional soccer player for that team at 17, an American who got bought by a team, dropped out of high school, went over to Germany, became a professional soccer player, went up for a header, they got hit by a player, had his back wrapped around the goal post, snapped his back in half, ended his career at 17. Oh, my God. I told you I could talk soccer.
[0:22:39] Eric: You can mark that for a social clip. That'd be a good one. That's an insane story I've never heard. Yeah. What the fuck? Gus knows him. He was like in our friend group.
[0:22:52] Geoff: He was one of our best friends. He worked at the call center? Yeah. Are you serious? He managed it with me. He's the one that told me I could never work there again. I'm like, he's like, if you leave this, you're leaving it for good. I'll never hire you back. And I was like, okay, I'll take that risk. Yeah, you get this guy on and on. I love, he's also very, very, very funny. Okay. Very naturally funny. Man. Brian, good one. All right. Oh, I like these cards. Brandon Nemo. Yeah, these are like old timey looking. Tijuan Walker. Taiwan Walker. There you go. Lance Lyons. Tomato, tomato. Yeah, Lance Lynn. Gary Sanchez. Okay. Oh, here we go. Yep. Swanson's Blast ties it in the seventh.
[0:23:32] Eric: Dart. His name is Dansby Swanson. Dansby Swanson. That is a baseball name. Jazz Chisholm. That's also a frozen dinner name. It is. Jazz Chisholm and Dansby Swanson, I think, are two of my favorite baseball names. I like Jazz Chisholm a lot. Yeah, it's a good one.
[0:23:46] Geoff: He's my current favorite name. Tony Santalan. Got it. Yeah. Isaiah is either catching or sliding. They call him IKF. Jordan Luplo.
[0:23:59] Eric: Or Luplo. Mm-hmm. I hate that guy. You don't like that guy? He's a diamondback, and you just see him all year, and you just go, this fucking guy again. Fucking this dude. To me, that was Paul Goldschmidt before he left the diamondbacks. Controversial, that Paul Goldschmidt. You just see Paul Goldschmidt all the fucking time. How much time we got left? Let's say two hours. Whoa. Oh, about, we still have, I mean, we can go until three. So we got an hour and a half still. So we got tons of time. Oh, baby, we got tons of time.
[0:24:28] Geoff: How about this?
[0:24:28] Eric: How long have we been going for? Half hour? Half hour?
[0:24:31] Unidentified: Okay.
[0:24:32] Eric: Why, what are you doing?
[0:24:33] Geoff: I was just wondering when I want to pull all this stuff out.
[0:24:34] Eric: You're going to do this? You're going to make it happen? I just want to show it off. Let's do it. Do we have a piece of paper or something? Oh, Leslie. Oh, you know, we have. The associate producer helped us out for this. That works even better. She gave us very large yellow paper and normal size white paper.
[0:24:51] Geoff: Gavin had on the main show a fantastic idea recently. Okay. His idea was that we should get actual Vancouver child kicker boots made. Mm-hmm. That then we could step and paint and then kick stuff. Right. So we set about doing that. You said, and this is my favorite thing about you, you said, I'll look into it. Yep. And then I knew you were. Turns out we couldn't feasibly get that done. Getting it a boot made. Yeah. Tough. But we were able to get a facsimile of a boot made. Mm-hmm. If you can, here, I'll move it up to the thing. Look at this. Now this is.
[0:25:27] Eric: This is the official Vancouver child kicker boot stamp?
[0:25:33] Geoff: Boot stamp. Yeah, see, on this side, we've got a full, size 10 and a half, a full boot stamp made. This show is insane
[0:25:40] Eric: because we get stuff like this made.
[0:25:42] Geoff: So now we can either just use it like this or we can build a contraption to put our feet in and get one flipped and then we can kick stuff. We all really wanted Andrew to kick stuff. Yeah. But, uh... Are we going to give this thing a shot? I think we'll give it a shot.
[0:25:57] Eric: This is going to be the first stamp we make with this.
[0:26:00] Geoff: Yeah, the very first. This is pretty exciting. I've never seen it in person until about an hour ago. What are those? Oh, shit. It just got complicated. Stamp ink? Do we need to ink up the pad first? Let's find out. I have a feeling. Yes, we do.
[0:26:16] Eric: Oh, why? Why don't they put stuff together? Don't worry. We have interns here to help us ink pads. They're just going to be really careful. Oh, there's no... Yeah, there's no ink on that.
[0:26:33] Geoff: I've never seen an inkless pad before. Me neither.
[0:26:35] Eric: That's pretty interesting. This is just good for science. Look at that. Yeah. That's how they come before they're inked. This pad is shipped dry to prevent accidental leaking. The ink pad is perfect for extra large stamps. Yeah, no, I get it. The pad requires about three ounces of ink for initial setup. How much is... How much ounces is it 60 milliliters? I don't know if this fucking thing fits. What?
[0:26:56] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:26:56] Eric: Come on. Surely it will. It may take up for three hours for the ink to completely soak in.
[0:27:05] Geoff: All right. Well, you've seen it. We'll try it in like 45 minutes. Are we gonna... All right. Let's just ink her up. Set it off to the side. Here you go. We'll come back to that. Boy, I should have read that up earlier, huh?
[0:27:19] Eric: I believe in you guys.
[0:27:21] Geoff: Hang on.
[0:27:24] Eric: Good. Then only use one. Yeah. That shows you how to do it on the back. This show sucks.
[0:27:32] Geoff: I can say that about my whole career. Let's open two more packs of wrestlers. We like them. Oh, cool. Let's do it. Hopefully you have some more interesting facts like he's British.
[0:27:43] Eric: Yeah. I mean, I like it. Mustache Mountain's a cool team. It's just, you know, he hasn't done anything. Mustache Mountain? Yeah. He has a mustache and he was a part of British Drunk Style with Pete Dunn and Tyler Bate and they were in a group called Mustache Mountain and it was just a rip-off Peaky Blinders but it was fun. Tyler Bate? Yeah. It's pretty cool, right? Yeah. Yep. Mustafa Ali Mustafa Ali is a great professional wrestler. Wrestled with a friend of mine in Chicago for a while and then got signed to WWE. Sat out for a while because he wasn't happy with where things were going and now he's back, baby. In the WWE? Yes, sir. Broderick Strong. Broderick Strong. He's doing his infamous move, The Stronghold. He is the Messiah of the Backbreaker. He's a former PWG champion, former NXT United States, no, North American champion, former tag team champion. I've seen him wrestle live dozens of times. What is the Messiah of the Backbreaker? His gimmick on the indies
[0:28:43] Eric: in like 2005 was that everything he did was into like a Backbreaker. So it would be like a guy throws a clothesline, he catches it and then throws him into like a Backbreaker. And it's just like everything he does is into a Backbreaker and it looks very cool and he's strong as fuck. So he's a little guy. He's probably about my size. They're like, that's wrestlers now is just nerds who grew up watching wrestling who are my size. And you go, but Jack is fuck. Well, yeah, exactly. Because they work out. Explain. Is that Primate? Yes. Oh, that guy's a guy from NXT UK. Just there was a time when WWE was buying up all of the UK talent because they're like, we're going to expand into the UK and then that really backfired and now they have a guy named Primate. It's like a Bane type thing? I mean, I think that's what they're going for. You can tell it's pro wrestling because he's wearing camo pants and a cool little mask. I'm going to say he looks British to me.
[0:29:41] Geoff: Yes. Yeah. I don't know what it is about him. He looks like he's about to go, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah.
[0:29:49] Eric: And then Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks recently quit WWE for a second time. The rumor is that she's released now. We don't know. Nobody knows. The best part of pro wrestling is probably the gossip. What's the hot gossip these days? Her. She walked out in the middle of Monday Night Raw. Why? Because she wasn't happy with the direction of this stuff. So her and another woman, Naomi, both left and have not been on TV, haven't seen, like they've been posting on social media and stuff, but like nobody knows if they're still contracted or not. Fucking cool. Wow. She's also Snoop Dogg's cousin.
[0:30:23] Geoff: Hmm. Yeah. Valentina Faroz? Faroz?
[0:30:31] Eric: I have no idea who this is. Who the fuck is this? Oh, she's in NXT now. That's why. I don't watch it anymore. Sorry. Sam Stoker. Oh. This guy's one half of a tag team called Pretty Deadly and their gimmick is very attractive. I think it's great. I think it's a great gimmick. Are they very attractive? Yeah, I mean, look at him. He's a handsome boy. Oh, he's also very British. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like he's handsome for a British guy, so he's like, you know, he's like an Austin Six. James Drake. He's also a British guy. He's, I feel like this guy is half in here. I don't remember. I feel like he'd be
[0:31:09] Geoff: an Austin Seven. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. And then, oh, you know this dude. It's the, the Brawny man.
[0:31:19] Eric: Right? Brock Lesnar's back. He's going to wrestle Roman Reigns at SummerSlam. Roman Reigns is the number one guy. Yeah, he is. He's the champion and Brock Lesnar's going to fight him. Do you think he'll win? I don't know. Probably not. I think, I think, I think Roman Reigns is going to hold the title for a very long time. He's already had it for a very long time, but he's going to hold it for even longer. Why do you think that is? They're trying to make, I think they want him to wrestle The Rock at Wrestlemania. Oh, okay. I think that, because that's his cousin. The Rock's cousin is Roman Reigns. No shit. So, I think that they want him to wrestle The Rock. And The Rock is, what, like 50? So, and the last time he wrestled, he like tore everything out of his body. It was pretty bad. Did he really? Yeah, he like, he like tore like a rib like totally off. Like it was bad. When you do human growth hormone, your muscles don't grow right, they just grow and then they tear really easily.
[0:32:10] Geoff: Are you telling me The Rock does steroids? He's not 100% natural. Hey, fuckbacers. Glad you guys enjoyed the cards last stream. Found a few more cards I thought you'd enjoy. And here you'll find a classic white sock, some of Eric's political and sports heroes, a familiar face and unfamiliar uniform. What does that mean? And a pitcher who may have had the shittiest day at the ballpark ever. Love the show. Thanks for the years of content. Thanks, Joel. It's a, oh, thank you, Joel. Joel or Bear.
[0:32:42] Eric: He, um.
[0:32:42] Geoff: What he goes by.
[0:32:43] Eric: I don't know why he said my political, what is that? We're gonna find out. I don't know. This is scary. All right, here we go. Oh, this one's got a story. Ooh. Okay. He's, Joel is the guy who sent us the card of the guy who got caught jerking off in his car.
[0:32:58] Geoff: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay, hold on. Let me pull the card out first and then Joel's got a whole story first. Joel, story time with Joel is really great. He's got a whole thing. Shit. I think you're okay. Oh, fuck. What's this? This is Archie Bradley. Okay. Okay. On May 5th, 2018, allegedly, by Joel, I have no idea what I'm about to read, Archie Bradley ran desperately to the bathroom seeking to free himself from the torment of an overfull bladder. Reaching the urinal just in time, he may have freed himself a bit too much as to his dismay, he realized he just shit himself. As unfortunate as this is, the timing was worse. He was three minutes from pitching in the top of the sixth inning versus the Houston Astros. In his words. So it's a 2-2 count and I'm like, man, I have to pee. I have to go pee. So I run into our bathroom real quick. I'm ready to go and I'm trying to pee and I'm actually shitting my pants. Like right before I'm about to go in the game, I poop my pants. I'm like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I know,
[0:33:58] Geoff: I'm a pitch away from going in the game so I'm scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up as best as I can, butt my pants up and our bullpen coach Mike Fetters says, hey, you're in the game. So I'm jogging into the game to pitch with poop literally in my pants. No! But hey, he went out, got out of the inning without a run so fuck the Astros. Yeah. Dude, Joel's is like my new favorite. That's awesome.
[0:34:19] Eric: Joel, that's a great one. That is a great one. Probably mark that for a social clip. Yeah. Archie Bradley shit his pants. I fucking hate the Diamondbacks. Oh man. Yeah, these are like, I ran into Joel on Twitter. Dude, you're fucking, you're not gonna believe this. Oh no. Ran into Joel on Twitter and he's just like, I want to send some stuff and went, okay, cool. And he's a good dude. We got a garbage pail. What? Rap and Ron. I think that's your political. I think so. I think this is right. So you remember when he got shot, right? Yeah. It was like that? It was about like that, yeah. Henry Kissinger. What the fuck? We're just, these are just like war criminal cards? HKI. What the fuck?
[0:35:08] Geoff: Oh shit, here we go. This is a White Sox. I don't know if he was, yeah, at that time. Paul Canerco, Otto. Oh, wow, really? He was first baseman. Dude, Paul Canerco, wow. This is shit, man. Oh, here we go. This is a little Dodgers for my girlfriend's dad. There's a fucking, Chris Taylor. Chris Taylor. That's a single patch card. A little jersey. That's cool. Oh, here you go. This is good for you. This is a Tony Gwynn with an authentic game used back. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's really lovely. Wow. That's how he hit one of his 3,000 hits with that. And then speak of the fucking devil, Eric, boom. No way! Padre Zim. We got the Padre Zim! That's the Padre Zim right there. Awesome. Thanks to Joel. Joel! We were just having a conversation about how we haven't seen a Padre Zim yet on the show. Oh, wow. And there it is right there. If you're new to fuck face or face break shit, you should know that we are obsessed with and love all things Donald Trump.
[0:36:07] Eric: Wow, we got another. Wow, dude, that's a good Zim, too.
[0:36:09] Geoff: That's a great Zim. It's in good shape, too. Yeah.
[0:36:12] Eric: A little Padre's Manager Zim action.
[0:36:15] Geoff: Might get that great.
[0:36:17] Eric: Yeah? I mean, they'll give it a 10.
[0:36:19] Geoff: That's cut on the back, but.
[0:36:20] Eric: They'll give it a 10 and then go, I mean, it's not worth anything.
[0:36:23] Geoff: Yeah. After shit, the Zimmer price has not completely gone back down. It's still elevated to where it's going to be.
[0:36:29] Eric: I can't believe that we had an effect on the market like that.
[0:36:32] Geoff: For a long time.
[0:36:33] Eric: I mean, you were saying that you were signing a lot of Zims when you were doing that.
[0:36:36] Geoff: I probably signed, yeah, at least 10 or 15. Wow. I would say when I was in the lineup. That's insane. I'm going to pull from the pack sack. Oh, we have RTX coming up. Bring us into RTX. Hollywood. This is the Hollywood premiere set walk of fame trading cards. These suck. These cards suck. These are going to be great. This is going to be really good.
[0:36:55] Eric: We had these before. Yeah. It was like the same 11 cards. I know.
[0:37:00] Geoff: Edward G. Robinson. Yeah, see? Dina Shore. What the fuck? Dina Shore show was just before my time. As is Nanette Fabry. Wow. Oh, here we go. Vera Miles. We got Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. That's, wow. That's a terrible picture of that man. It's not a great photo. Oh, that's sad. Catherine Grayson. Ooh, Clayton Moore. I guess he was the Lone Ranger. Lone Ranger. Back in the day. Ooh, here we go. Charles Bronski. All right. I'm going to pull that out.
[0:37:37] Eric: I think he's definitely on the set of a Death Wish movie. What else would he be? Yeah, right.
[0:37:42] Geoff: Yeah. Sid Charisse. Ooh, the gambler, Kenny Rogers. Nice. We're in a tall hat.
[0:37:50] Eric: You've seen him and his giant sons? Yeah. His giant sons. Big sons.
[0:37:54] Geoff: He had big old sons. Hey, Eric.
[0:37:55] Eric: Yeah. What's a Tim Conway? Hey. I like that. About 120 pounds.
[0:37:59] Geoff: This is pretty good. And the Queen Diva herself, Angela.
[0:38:02] Eric: Beautiful. These were not terrible. Those were not terrible. Those were probably better than any other pack of those we've ever opened. Oh, yeah, easily. Yeah.
[0:38:08] Geoff: And they didn't stick together, which is nice.
[0:38:09] Eric: Yeah, this.
[0:38:11] Geoff: How much time do we have left?
[0:38:12] Eric: You keep...
[0:38:13] Geoff: It's only been 10 minutes since the last time you asked me. Where do you think that box of cards I had is? What? What are you talking about? I had a box of 89 FLIR complete set that I was going to use. Are they in your cards? Well, are they though? Yeah, I bet they are. Oh, well. That's what I was going to use to burn this thing with. Oh, no. Here's what I can do. Yeah. I'll just do one for the hell of it. We'll do Tim Conway. Tim Conway. All right. So you want to explain what this thing is? Yeah. So this is a gold embosser. And so... This is crazy. What you do is you buy like foil, like gold foil like this. We E in it. And then you turn this guy on, find the appropriate temperature, superheat it, and then you put a brass plate of a design under it. I went to Etsy and I found a lovely lady who makes brass plates of things and I had her make this design. So you have to like line it up a certain way on your...
[0:39:09] Eric: Yeah.
[0:39:09] Geoff: It's actually quite hard to do upside down.
[0:39:10] Eric: Oh, great. I mean, you could turn it around.
[0:39:13] Geoff: No, that's okay. I won't do it. You're right. No, yeah, you're right.
[0:39:19] Eric: Oh.
[0:39:20] Geoff: Yeah. We'll get it to about... Is it 191 degrees? That's about right. That is absolutely right. This size. Okay. I find 155 degrees is the best for smaller sizes. Okay. I did a lot of testing.
[0:39:31] Eric: There's a lot happening right now.
[0:39:32] Geoff: And you pour the... Well, let's get further. Do we have any?
[0:39:37] Eric: I don't know what you need. A cutting tool. Okay. Well, all right. Well, okay. You got it. Yeah.
[0:39:49] Unidentified: Okay.
[0:39:50] Eric: So what are these then? Those are the... These are former Ians? Former Ians, yeah. Oh. A little hard to see. Yes. Probably a little easier to see this way. Ians.
[0:40:00] Geoff: That right? Those are nice Ians. Stick. God damn it. It moved. It's really fucking hard to do upside down. Okay. Nick, look at the shirt. Three, three.
[0:40:15] Eric: Don't tell anyone, though. Okay.
[0:40:17] Geoff: Go ahead.
[0:40:20] Eric: I wanted Nick to look at the shirt.
[0:40:22] Geoff: Okay, so this is it, right? Then we stamp it down.
[0:40:24] Eric: Okay. Nice and easy? That's awesome. So what's...
[0:40:29] Geoff: Why are we doing this? So, a while back, when we did the wrist pockets, I made 50 of these, or some special ones, that I included as giveaways. I thought it would be fun at RTX to make 100 of these. Wow! Well, I'm not going to make them at RTX. I'm going to make them at home. Well, yeah. But make 100 of these, and then I was going to put 50 just randomly inserted in some fuckface merch from the store. Oh, cool. Just slide it in the bag, so if you get one, you get a chance at getting one. And then I was going to carry 50 around with me, so if anybody asks me about fuckface or whatever, I can be like, here, have a fuckface. Oh, that's pretty cool. Those would be gone in the first hour of the first day. Yeah. That's pretty exciting.
[0:41:10] Eric: So I'm going to make 100, and then give them away. You might want to consider making more, if you're going to just carry them around and hand them out. Well, as you've seen, it's a whole process. This is really cool. This show is innovative in a way that you would never expect.
[0:41:27] Geoff: Yeah. No, I agree. I totally agree. You know why? We did it. It's because I kept looking at cards that are numbered and going like, I could do that, right? Yeah. I could figure that out. And so we did.
[0:41:36] Eric: So now there's an Ian all over a Tim Conway. Yeah. So now there's a Tim Conway Ian. That's very cool. It looks great. Yeah. The whole foil is really good.
[0:41:43] Geoff: Yeah. And yeah. So there you go. What an insane thing that we have. So I bought this, I got this box of 89 FLIR update. Yeah. And so I thought it had Billy Ripken's in it, but it doesn't. Ah. So it's numbered one to 132. I'll just do them all. Oh, that's a good idea. So then they'll be sequentially numbered and they'll all be in the same set.
[0:42:12] Eric: The whole set. That's very cool. So that'll be fun.
[0:42:14] Geoff: I like that. Yeah, thanks.
[0:42:15] Eric: That's a good idea.
[0:42:16] Geoff: So there was that. RTX is going to be fun. You know what we should do? Yeah, what's that? Let's open up some old, I found this box. I was cleaning out all the fuck face stuff. Oh, cool. And I forgot I bought a bunch of Zimmable Facebook. That's awesome. How many go in the pack sack?
[0:42:31] Unidentified: One.
[0:42:32] Geoff: Fantastic.
[0:42:32] Unidentified: God damn it.
[0:42:33] Geoff: Okay. Let's open up two packs of 1990 tops. 1990 tops. Obviously, we're looking for Don Zimmer to a lesser extent. Probably Ken Griffey Jr. is not in there. Don Mattingly, Wade Boggs, Roger Clemens. I guess. Martin McGuire.
[0:42:51] Eric: I mean, Clemens had been in the league for what? Five years?
[0:42:55] Geoff: Yeah. Cal Ripken and Nolan Ryan. They're perennial. Dan Bilzerian. Cool. Bernie Williams. Brett Bylevin. Kurt Wilkerson. Bert Bylevin. It doesn't matter. Why? It doesn't matter. Keep going. Bob Welch. Ooh.
[0:43:12] Eric: A Bartlett Giamatti. What? Hang on. This looks like a card from now. That looks like a photo in 2022 of just a man.
[0:43:22] Geoff: What is? Who is that? He was the president of, he was the commissioner of Major League Baseball. Oh. From 489 to 989. Oh, then he died. He was only commissioner for fucking five months, then he died. That sucks. Got a nice card, though. Joel Skinner. Jesus Christ. John Farrell. I worked with him at the call center. What? Different guy. Same name. Lenny Dykstra. Nails. Hey, all right. There's nails. Yeah, this is. You're not going to keep that one? Yeah. Yeah. You got to keep your nails. If you don't know anything about Lenny Dykstra, there's a Google rabbit hole you can go down for a long time. Holy shit. Legit maniac. Maniac. Probably in jail right now, I would imagine. Oh, do you remember? Or living in somebody's mansion.
[0:44:07] Eric: When he was talking about, like, I've been arrested in, like, six months, and it's, like, great. Ugh.
[0:44:14] Geoff: Just, ugh, monster. J-Pel. All right. Craig McMartry. Todd Benzinger. What's up? Wait, wait.
[0:44:22] Eric: Can we go back to, is he wearing glasses?
[0:44:24] Geoff: Yeah, dude.
[0:44:25] Eric: Is he a substitute teacher?
[0:44:27] Geoff: You got a C with a ball. You got a C with a ball.
[0:44:28] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:44:29] Eric: Imagine if there was a player that just, yeah, a player that dressed like that now.
[0:44:33] Geoff: That'd suck. Todd Benzinger. Spike Jones. Tony Pena. Rick Rudin. Love this producing. Jay Howell. So nothing good. No. Cool.
[0:44:50] Eric: Maybe this pack, though. All right.
[0:44:51] Geoff: They're in remarkably good shape. They are.
[0:44:52] Eric: They're not really sealed very well, but there's gum. Anyone want gum? The 90s was a safer time. Mm.
[0:44:58] Geoff: Kurt Schilling. Wow. Yeah.
[0:45:04] Eric: I don't remember him as an Oriole. I don't either.
[0:45:07] Geoff: I saw him in a commercial recently, I think. Lee Mazilli. Was it for MyPillow? He did go that way, didn't he? I forgot about that. I was just wondering where you saw him in a commercial. Yeah. Jose Guzman. Nick Laeva. Randy Velarde. Otis Nixon. I always liked that. It's Nixon. Mm-hmm. Rick Gedman. One of those Expos jerseys, too. Expos jerseys were so nice. Tom Glavin. Ken Caminiti. Hey, hey. Ken with all the Astros. Rob Deere. Fucking mullet. Yep. Save him that. Beautiful. Ooh, Bobby Bonilla. Aren't the Mets still paying him?
[0:45:44] Eric: Oh, that's him, huh? Yeah. Yeah, he gets paid like once a year. Like, it's Bobby Bonilla Day. Yeah. When is Bobby Bonilla Day?
[0:45:50] Geoff: It's for like 25 years or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been retired, fuck, probably since like 96. Yep. Terry Kennedy. Randy St. Clair. Roger Craig. It was a manager card. Bob Darnier. And Harold Reynolds. Back on the fucking cool. July.
[0:46:09] Eric: We're coming up on Bobby Bonilla Day. July 1st. What's he going to get? It's Bobby Bonilla Day. The Mets still owe the former All-Star 1.19 million a year until he's 72. Imagine, get it, you don't have to do shit and you just got a million dollars coming your way.
[0:46:26] Unidentified: That's awesome.
[0:46:27] Geoff: Isn't that cool? I want to be Bobby Bonilla. Damn. Bobby Bonilla Day rules. Oh, you know what? I have a little special present for you, Eric. A special present for me? A present, but a surprise. It's a fun thing for us to open. Okay. I know I always hit you with the wrestling. Yeah. But I also have for you a little Umbrella Academy.
[0:46:46] Eric: No! Yeah. Yeah, we still have some. No! I don't know how much you missed it. We were talking about it. These are the... I thought the Bollywood card... There's so many packs left. So many. I'll put one on the pack side. Why? You said I got it. I hate these cards. They are... These are the bane of doing this show.
[0:47:06] Geoff: Rebecca always begs me to open these. So I decided today we're going to make her and you happy.
[0:47:12] Eric: We're going to see the same ones we've already seen.
[0:47:15] Geoff: We can only hope.
[0:47:18] Eric: For what?
[0:47:19] Geoff: For Run, boy, run. We've seen that one? Yeah, we have. Yep. Is that the right? Yeah. How about... Oh, yeah. We definitely saw Man on the Moon before. Oh, shit. But have we seen an on-card auto of Justin Nim? Min? Justin Nim? It's upside down. It's Nim upside down. Uh, that's fucking cool. Is it? Yeah, he's Ben Hargraves. That's one of the main characters. Uh... Oh, Man on the Moon. We say that a lot. And... The Day That Was. Dude, I need to sleeve that auto pretty soon. That's fucking cool.
[0:47:52] Eric: Yeah, it's going to be worth a dollar pretty soon, man. It's going to be nuts.
[0:47:56] Geoff: You know, new season. Coming out soon. Are you? Just coming out. Serious? Yeah. You're doing more? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
[0:48:02] Eric: Oh, man. All right. Oh, no.
[0:48:08] Geoff: Open, fucker. Uh... We only see each other at weddings and funerals. The Day That Wasn't. Also, The Day That Wasn't. These cards suck. Ooh. The Day That Was. And Extraordinary. These cards are... Are we done with these yet? Extremely ordinary. I put it away already, so you don't have to look at it again for a while. Thank God.
[0:48:35] Eric: What do you want to tuck into?
[0:48:36] Geoff: Fuck with some football?
[0:48:37] Eric: Let's do it. Who's your football team?
[0:48:43] Geoff: I don't really have one. Yeah, me neither. I mean, I had Alabama for college, but when I was a kid, the closest thing was the Saints, and the Saints were dog shit my entire childhood. Yeah. Not fun to root for at all in any way. So, Teddy Bridgewater, Ryan Tannehill. You don't have the, uh... The who? The Rams?
[0:49:02] Eric: No. I guess that's probably the closest team that I would root for. Philip Lindsay? Just so they can stick it to the Chargers every year. That's fine. Taylor.
[0:49:09] Geoff: Oh, yeah. You can do the Chargers.
[0:49:11] Eric: Uh-huh. No, I don't think I ever will until they move back.
[0:49:13] Geoff: Derek Carr. I felt like he used to play for the, uh... Houston's in the early 2000s. Houston in the early 2000s, but I guess that was Drew Carr. That was David. David Carr. Yeah, it's his brother, isn't it? Is it his brother? Yeah. Oh. There you go. That's why this feels like the same dude. Cam Newton. Is he still around? Yes? He's got to be a backup to a backup somewhere. Mm-hmm. Making a paycheck. CeeDee Lamb. Oh. Uh, DeAndre Swift. Alvin Kamara.
[0:49:45] Eric: DeAndre Swift again. That's parallel. You don't have to read them upside down. Like, you can read them right side up. Alvin Kamara.
[0:49:50] Geoff: You can just turn the whole... Oh, yeah. I could do that, huh? Uh-huh. Like, uh, Ramondre Stevenson rookie. Uh-huh.
[0:49:55] Eric: See how it's easier this way? Nick Chubb.
[0:49:58] Geoff: I gotta do a complicated flip. Kellen Mond. You're doing great with it, though. Ooh. Asante Samuel Jr.
[0:50:07] Eric: He's wearing a hat? That's fun.
[0:50:09] Geoff: From Andre Stevenson. Ernest Jones. He's wearing a hat? I didn't even see his hat.
[0:50:14] Eric: It just, from over here, looks like he's wearing a hat.
[0:50:16] Geoff: He is wearing a hat. It's like a little beret or something. I don't know. That's cute. He's doing a football beret? Yeah, a little football beret. Tyson Campbell.
[0:50:23] Eric: Mm-hmm. Ooh.
[0:50:23] Geoff: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Awesome. See, it's hard. Put those up in there. Look. Jalen Waddle. Alabama rookie. Oh, nice. Yeah. Roche, Roche, Roche, Roche, Roche.
[0:50:36] Eric: Not very exciting to do football cards when it's not football season, huh?
[0:50:39] Geoff: Yeah. It's not exciting at all.
[0:50:41] Eric: Mm-mm.
[0:50:42] Geoff: All right. We'll put those. And we could now.
[0:50:47] Eric: Uh-huh. We have more mail. We have packs of stuff.
[0:50:51] Geoff: Let's do more mail.
[0:50:52] Eric: You have to open it with this, and you have to be careful to not show an address. There you go. See? See how you're doing? You're doing great. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Jesus Christ. There will be blood. Oh, awesome. And now we just have to let it soak a little bit, and then I think we got this. Oh, this is exciting. Has it? Okay, cool. Oh, this is way more. It's soaked in. Good job. See? What are you looking at?
[0:51:18] Geoff: Something cool? It's not going to bite me. Okay. Let's see what we got here. This is from... Well, I can't really see the name anymore. I want to say it's Liz.
[0:51:34] Eric: That'd be a note. He just tore it apart. Who the fuck sent this? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
[0:51:45] Geoff: Liv. Liv said, Dear Jeff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick, I recently stumbled... By the way, if you ever send us something and you don't want us to read the letter out loud, the first sentence should be, hey, guys, don't read this out loud. Well, before it says, Dear Whoever, at the top, say, don't read this out loud. I recently stumbled upon this and thought you should have it. I love listening to... Face every week and just wanted to... That was a good one. That was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank y'all for bringing a bit of laughter into my life. Well, you're welcome. Thank you for the nice note. Got me with that. P.S. Also made some ugly little bracelets for you. I think they're not ugly. The beads change color and sunlight. No shit. Oh, cool. That's cool. Oh, red and pink is Eric, obviously. Orange is Andrew. Yellow is Jeff. Yellow should be Andrew, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like you're an obsession. Yeah, because he's like a piss boy. He's like a piss boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll take yellow. I like bananas. There you go. I like bananas a lot. I threw away three bananas today. Green is... Green is super fan.
[0:52:45] Geoff: Jack, you could have made banana bread out of that. Blue is Gavin and purple is Nick. You don't have to wear them. Who's going to wear them? Don't tell us not to wear them. Yeah. Let's see what this is. Ooh. Authentic Memories. Oh, okay, cool. What is it? Now I know what it is. What is it? Liv sent us. Liv sent us. I'm not even going to take it out of the bag. Oh. Liv sent us an officially autographed Don Zimmer baseball. No way!
[0:53:13] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:53:14] Geoff: Oh, that's awesome! Look, Authentic Memories. Liv! Don Zimmer signed an official American League baseball. No way! Dude, are you serious? Oh, that's so cool! That baseball was in his pudgy little hands. Hold it up. Our hero.
[0:53:37] Eric: Wow! Hang on. There we go. Put it right up next to your face. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, we got some good content, baby. That's really a Don Zimmer signed baseball?
[0:53:49] Geoff: Really, it's official.
[0:53:51] Eric: Wow!
[0:53:51] Geoff: I love it. Holy shit! That's my favorite thing. Sorry, Millie. Dude, that is amazing. Oh, my God. Thank you, Liv.
[0:54:05] Eric: I'm floored. I'm floored by this. That's crazy.
[0:54:11] Geoff: That's crazy. We're going to have to take this outside to see what color they are. Oh, yeah, that's... Oh, no! We'll put your bracelets on when we go outside, because they're all the same color right now, because they changed color outside. So we'll do it in a little bit. But thank you, Liv. Oh, my God. I can't believe that. Blown away. Just blown away. The kindness and the generosity. We have a Don Zimmer baseball? Dude, we are officially in the Zim zone. We got double Zim today. And you can tell it's the same signature. Look at that.
[0:54:42] Eric: He probably can't see.
[0:54:43] Geoff: Oh, wait. I'm getting there. There you go. Clearly.
[0:54:48] Eric: Look at his little face.
[0:54:50] Geoff: Clearly.
[0:55:04] Eric: Don Zimmer coming to you to give you a kiss.
[0:55:07] Geoff: Parker up, buttercup. Welcome to the Zim zone. Oh, my God. Wow. That's amazing. Two Zimmers today. We got the Padre Zim. Wow. What a phenomenal day. What a great day to be us. What? I'm so glad I'm not Gavin or Andrew or Emma. Oh. Oh.
[0:55:27] Eric: Ooh.
[0:55:30] Geoff: Now I was thinking we could... Because I'm going to want to do this for a while, because I still want to get the Hodor Hodor card. Oh, that's right. Otto. So, let's open up some Game of Thrones that I bought. At this point. It's so long ago.
[0:55:41] Eric: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Is that the theme song?
[0:55:44] Geoff: Yeah, you nailed it. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
[0:55:48] Eric: Somebody was trying to sing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song the other day, and that made me go like, oh. It's the same thing.
[0:55:54] Geoff: We're going to open... Save money if you just use the same song.
[0:55:58] Eric: Yeah.
[0:56:01] Geoff: We're going to open this mini. I put one in the pack sack. They're making a new show. Game of Thrones? Yeah. Weren't they making like a prequel with Arya, and then now they're making like a Jon Snow sequel?
[0:56:12] Eric: Yeah, I heard they're doing a Jon Snow thing.
[0:56:14] Geoff: Talk about a series that has just lost all steam.
[0:56:19] Eric: People have not revisited Game of Thrones.
[0:56:22] Geoff: King Tommen. Everybody's favorite. Who the fuck?
[0:56:25] Eric: Who the fuck is that? King Tommen. That guy loves King Tommen. There's a dragon. King Tommen?
[0:56:36] Geoff: Ooh. Do you remember, uh, Mira Reed? Was she the, um, was she like... She's one of Brandon's steadfast companions. Oh. Oh, Sir Brendan Tully. Oh. Oh, there's brother Lancel. This show.
[0:56:57] Eric: This fucking show, dude. Are these... Sansa Stark. If you bought these, and they're like prank cards, I would have no... I would just assume, like, man, you got me. Like, they threw in like a Sansa to be like, see, it's real. Yeah, right? But, like, you just show... Like, like, what the fuck is this?
[0:57:20] Geoff: We should make our own Game of Thrones cards. We should. This is a good idea. Our own bootleg. Somebody write that down. This is insane looking. We're gonna make our own bootleg Game of Thrones cards. This was... What season was the last season? Eight? Seven. From season... We're gonna do season 11. Oh, wow. Oh, that's cool. They have... There's like cards in it. Brother Ray. Is...
[0:57:41] Eric: Wait, is that...
[0:57:43] Geoff: Yeah, that's what's his face. Ian McShane? Yeah. Or whatever? What?
[0:57:45] Eric: He was in that show? Yeah.
[0:57:47] Geoff: Big time. Everybody, be aware of the winds of winter. They're breezy. It's chilly. There's Randall Tarly. Here is... Oh, Oathbreaker. I guess it's just because it's Jamie Lannister. Oh, it's... I don't see the sword. Is there a sword in the shot? I don't see the sword. Oh, here's the Night King. Woo!
[0:58:11] Eric: The last two cards are from the show. Yes. The other ones... Nah. I'm not so sure. That one's from the show. Oh, here we go.
[0:58:20] Geoff: Okay. Podrick Payne. Remember him. Oh, he was the blacksmith kid. Daenerys Targaryen. He was the illegitimate kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is cool. Like a Game of Thrones art card. It's one eye. Yeah. Yeah, that must be it. Is it? Let's see. It just says weak men will never rule Dorn again. But we have not known yet. Hmm. Yeah. No, no, no.
[0:58:54] Unidentified: That's the...
[0:58:55] Geoff: That's probably... That's the three girls. Everybody hated them. The Sand Vipers or whatever. I don't fucking know. Sand Snakes.
[0:59:04] Eric: Sand Snakes.
[0:59:05] Geoff: Grand Meister Purcell. Take a shower. Oh, here we go. No one. That's what it says.
[0:59:14] Eric: Oh, no. Here's... That's... These cards can't be real.
[0:59:22] Geoff: There's Lady Ginlock right there. He's insane.
[0:59:24] Eric: Oh, yeah, that's right.
[0:59:25] Geoff: Yeah. Oh, here we go. Wander Franco. That's Wander Frey. What a piece of shit he wants.
[0:59:32] Eric: There he is.
[0:59:33] Geoff: Shortstop for the race. Winter's windy again. Ooh, look at this. Yep. Yep. Dario Naharis and Sir Jorah Mormont sharing a moment. A more moment. Oh, here's Balen Greyjoy. Looking like he's in a prog rock band. Hell, yeah. All right. That's the guy who started Asia, right? Yeah.
[1:00:03] Eric: Aye, aye, aye. These might be my favorite cards we've ever opened because I genuinely don't know. Don't worry about any of them. I don't... None of it.
[1:00:11] Geoff: You probably ran to the TV every week to watch Game of Thrones.
[1:00:14] Eric: I watched it until the guy got his hand cut off and then I went, I don't think I want to watch this anymore. And then watched some of it later and went, what the fuck? It's a baby.
[1:00:23] Geoff: Great. Oh, here's Gregor Clegane. Okay, so I know about this guy. I know about that guy. Uh-oh, broken man. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, hot dog. Jaqin Hagar. He's the... the Laura Morgallus guy.
[1:00:40] Eric: He's the face guy, right? Home.
[1:00:44] Geoff: That's what it says. That's where the dragon lives. Next to that campfire.
[1:00:48] Eric: Oh, he's a lizard. He's keeping warm.
[1:00:51] Geoff: Yeah.
[1:00:51] Eric: Yeah.
[1:00:52] Geoff: He's a... Yeah. Oh! Eat. Mm-hmm. You got it. Here it comes. What the fuck is this? No, you got it. I just don't recognize the wig. I zimbaro. Oh, no. Like, that's not real.
[1:01:05] Eric: That's a hat.
[1:01:06] Geoff: Yeah.
[1:01:06] Eric: She's wearing a hat. Yeah, okay.
[1:01:09] Geoff: It's a hair hat, man. Hey, check it out. Here's a fuckin' door. Why would you print the card? Why would you... You have all the... That's sad. I know. Why would you? Tyrion Lannister. I remember him. Everybody loves him. Yeah. Young Eddard Stark. Eddard? Eddard. His name is Eddard? Eddard. Yeah. Eddard? That's why he fights. You gotta... Listen, you name a kid Eddard, he's gonna have to learn how to fight. And then everybody's favorite, Ramsay Bolton. He was a good guy. Everybody liked that. He's the dogs guy, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The flayed man family. That was cool.
[1:01:44] Unidentified: Yeah.
[1:01:44] Geoff: That part was cool. Bolton's, yeah. Okay. Well, that was some of that. Uh, what if we do a stamp?
[1:01:51] Eric: Let's try it. Let's see what happens. Let me get the Zim and the Coolio out of the way.
[1:01:55] Geoff: All right, let's get the...
[1:01:57] Eric: We're gonna try this. We're gonna see how it goes. Um, I think that in order for this to get the best shot... Hang on. We gotta figure this out. Because I want this to look good on camera. Um, so we might have to do a little bit of maneuvering. Brian, do you think that's all right? Or do you want us to do it up here?
[1:02:16] Geoff: I'd do it on that.
[1:02:17] Eric: Do it on this thing? Cool. Soft surface. There you go. It's gonna be harder. That's good. Just push hard. You're strong. Big, strong boy. Right?
[1:02:25] Geoff: I am strong.
[1:02:25] Eric: Yeah, I am strong. All right. This looks good for right here. You can see it's stamping down. Look at that. That looks good. All right, here we go. Here we go. We are stamping down in the pad. This is the Vancouver Child Kicker official stamp. Press hard. You better press in that middle, too. You better press, boy. There you go. There you go. See? Okay, flip it. Wait, wait. How does it look? Like, you gotta do it more. It takes up to three hours. Well, no. You have to get more ink on this thing. I understand, but it doesn't fucking fit. You try. This doesn't fit, guys. Hang on. You thought I was fucking done. I've only just begun. You son of a bitch. We got some. All right. Let's try it. All right, here we go. Official stamp. Okay. We're pressing. We're pressing.
[1:03:26] Eric: Vancouver Child Kicker. First official stamp. Ah! That looks great. That looks just like a real boot. That's really cool. All right. 50 bucks eBay right now. Oh, my God. That worked. Dude, that's so cool. All right, Jeff's going to do 100 of these. And he's going to carry them all around Convention Center.
[1:03:43] Geoff: Well, I think what we'll do is we'll have Andrew do them, right? He is the Vancouver Child Kicker. You're going to. Yeah, absolutely. So we're totally. This. That worked out so well. This rules. I want to make posters where we actually, where we really, like, actually do the stamp. And then. Wow. It worked out great. So fucking stupid. Everything we do. So dumb. I fucking love it.
[1:04:13] Eric: This show's crazy. All right.
[1:04:14] Geoff: Let's, uh, we've been going for over an hour, right?
[1:04:17] Eric: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We got about, let's say about 20 minutes left.
[1:04:19] Geoff: All right. Let's do this box of NBA Illusions because I've been waiting to open these.
[1:04:22] Eric: So how long have you had these and you've been waiting to open them?
[1:04:24] Geoff: Since last year. What? I think. Maybe, or maybe early this year. Yeah, it's been months and months and months. Most of this stuff I've had, I bought this over a year ago, probably that box. Then why aren't we opening it? I just forgot about them. I have them all, like, I had them all, like. They're in the center. Well, now they are. They were just in a shop. I had them all in the box, like, in the big Tupperware tent, like, bins. And then I organized it all and found a whole bunch of shit.
[1:04:49] Eric: Okay.
[1:04:55] Geoff: Six cards per pack. Okay. This is NBA Illusions. I believe it is going to be last year's rookies, probably. All right. How many are going in the pack sack? Nice. Two. And then we'll open these. Got it. Then maybe one or two other randoms. Yeah, we got some stuff. Maybe hit that box of Heritage Baseball that I accidentally bought and spent way too much money on because I thought I was buying Adam and Ginter. Oh, come on. Sweet Lou Williams. Nice. Bobby Portis, I do not like. Here's a black parallel of DeAndre Ayton. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. He's probably not going to be a Phoenix Sun next year. Ooh. Pascal Siakam. Hey, all right. He used to be a Celtic killer. He used to drive me crazy. Trey Jones, we figured him out, though. And then Jaden McDaniels, rookie. These cards are cool. Yeah, they're nice cards. I like them. I'm down with these cards. I'm a big fan of these cards.
[1:05:56] Geoff: They're shiny. John Collins. Chris Tapp's Porzingis. The unicorn, as they call him. Mm-hmm. Probably because you see him on the court about as much as a unicorn. Patrick Williams, instant impact rookie. That's actually nice. I got a LaMelo ball of this, number to 25. Wow, really? Yeah. Damn. This one, better pulls. Evan Fournier and his brief stint as a useless Celtic. Oh, Christian Wood. I think he's probably not going to be a Rocket next year either. Jordan Wara. I hope we pull an Al Horford. Eh, rookies. Yes, this would be a Oklahoma City Thunder, Al Horford. Damn. Jamal Murray. I think he's still hurt. He'll hurt forever. OG Ananobi.
[1:06:43] Eric: You? I like Al Horford because I'm the same age as Al Horford, and he's playing in the NBA. He's doing very well still, too. That's insane.
[1:06:49] Geoff: Tyler Hero, black parallel. Ooh, I hate him, but that's a great looking card. Yeah, that's a great card. Least favorite player in the NBA. Most punchable face. Yeah, 100%. Joe Ingles. Ooh, Desmond Bain. Boy, he turned out to be a hell of a fucking basketball player, especially for a mid-first rounder. Isaiah Joe. I really like these cards. These are very cool. These are very cool of them, cards. Have fun with them? Yeah, you know, enjoy them. Do whatever you do. They're for you, too. I'm good. I think I got them. Serge Ibaka. All right. He was in an Action Bronson song once. Hell yeah. CJ McCollum. Nikola Jokic, MVP there. Mm-hmm. And then Devin Vassell, who is pretty good, but playing for San Antonio. Sorry, Nick. Ouch. He left. Oh, good. No, no, no. As I was saying that, I was like, all right, he's a fucking major. Can you believe he's a Spurs? I know. I get it, but like, damn.
[1:07:49] Geoff: I get it, too. Oof. Jalen Brown. Yeah, I knew you were hanging on to that one. Only bright spot of the fuck. Well, except he can't dribble. Demontis Sabonis. He shot well. Anthony Davis. Oh, I like that card.
[1:08:00] Eric: I'm not, you know, don't know if I'm a big AD guy, but they're a great looking card.
[1:08:05] Geoff: Yeah, beautiful card. So, oh, here you go. Zion, your two card. Nice. Who knows? Who knows, Zion?
[1:08:12] Eric: It's kind of how that feels, huh?
[1:08:13] Geoff: Peyton Pritchard.
[1:08:19] Eric: It's this guy, right.
[1:08:20] Geoff: Yep. Yeah. And then, uh, Denny Adhija, who I believe is a Israeli. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, three more packs of this. Okay. Let's see what fun stuff we get. Uh, Kelly Oubre Jr. Uh, he is the current NBA's Mr. Stelio girl. Nice. As they say. Uh, Jared Allen. Very, very, very cool dude. Cool dude. Uh, gamer. Big gamer. Yeah. Career lineage. We got, looks like, KD and KD. Mm-hmm. Uh. Here he is through his whole career. The newer version of the likable KD from OKC.
[1:08:55] Eric: Yeah. Both of them are on Twitter defending himself. Right. Those are two Twitter accounts right there.
[1:09:02] Geoff: Well, you can tell there's two of them. One's a burner account and one's him. Um, Alexey Pokachevsky here, rookie. Everybody loves him. He's seven feet tall. Uh, Theo Maladon. All right. Who's probably gonna have a good career in the NBA. Getting down to two more packs. Oh, boy. How you feeling about these? Feeling good. We haven't gotten an auto yet, and I think we're supposed to. Okay. So, uh, maybe, maybe not. Uh, Darius Baisley. Kimball Walker. Uh.
[1:09:32] Eric: You, did you just reluctantly hold onto that?
[1:09:35] Geoff: Uh-huh. This is a big, this is a big hit. Uh, Anthony Edwards. Okay. Rookie, uh, Black Parallel. Nice. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I, I gotta, I have to hold onto all Celtics cards, but Kimball is. Karis LeVert, I always really liked him. Uh, Malakai Flynn, not even in the NBA anymore, I don't think. And Udoka Azuboki.
[1:09:54] Eric: Hey, look, it's Barbara. We made a, a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, and, uh, stamped it. Look what we got. Oh! So we can make. Is that in use? Yeah. Oh, that's very cool.
[1:10:08] Geoff: We tested our first one. I'm on Instagram. Oh, shit, we're on, uh, YouTube. Yeah, we're on roosterteeth.com.
[1:10:13] Eric: Say hello, Instagram.
[1:10:15] Geoff: Hey, Instagram, say hello, YouTube and roosterteeth.
[1:10:19] Eric: Whoa, Street Inception.
[1:10:21] Geoff: I noticed it, too, I just didn't say anything.
[1:10:29] Eric: It was pretty, it was pretty nice. I appreciate you not saying it. Yeah, no problem.
[1:10:31] Geoff: Yeah, I got you.
[1:10:33] Unidentified: Bye, guys.
[1:10:34] Geoff: Bye.
[1:10:35] Unidentified: I like your stamp.
[1:10:36] Geoff: Thank you. Fred Van Vliet. Oh, I, I like your Instagram. Terry Rozier. I like Fred Van Vliet. He's a little dude. Ooh. Ricky Reflections, Bam and Onyeka. Keep that. Drew Holiday. He's so good. Jalen Brunson. Also pretty good. And Tyrese Halliburton, rookie. What a big one there was, Anthony Harris.
[1:10:58] Eric: I was watching, uh, when we did this at RTX last year, uh, and it was during World Cup stuff or whatever, and Drew Holiday is the card that we were talking about when I think England got a goal, like a goal scored on them or something, and it was just Gavin going, ah, we didn't bring it home. Yeah. Yeah. It's not coming home. Russell Westbrook. Nice. What do you mean? That's my guy right there. Look at the, he's like, this guy can't go up, he's like, oh, what the? He's like. How am I going to defend that?
[1:11:28] Unidentified: He's.
[1:11:31] Geoff: Brandon Ingram. He's let him shoot, man. P.J. Tucker. P.J. Tucker, I think, is about to say he's leaving, uh, Miami wants to test the. Oh, really? Yeah. Desmond Bain. I thought that was strange. Peyton Pritchard's second year card. Jason Tatum. Oh, wow. You got Celtics. They always appear next to each other in this. For some reason. Uh, Kendrick Nunn. He is, uh, he's in like a Polo G song I've been listening to. What? A lot of NBA players. A lot of like, a lot of like, like C-level NBA players showing up in rap songs these days. I just meant, what, like you're listening to that? All right, cool. Do you listen to Polo G?
[1:12:07] Eric: No, I just wasn't. I, that's not like the lane that I expected for you. Just saying. Polo G's fucking awesome.
[1:12:12] Geoff: P.J. Washington Jr., Jay Crowder again, uh, Trey Young again, we've already said stuff about these guys. Gary Chen Jr. again, all the same cards. Uh, Wendell Carter Jr. Great. He's, uh, the thing about him is he's a junior. Uh, Norman Powell, uh, Cole Anthony, he, he's the dude whose dad was, uh, and one mixtape dude. Oh, really? Uh, yeah. Oh, that's sick. Yeah, he's one of those, one of those dunkers. Malcolm Brogdon, uh, Facundo Compazzo, everybody loves him. Gordon Hayward, somehow still in the NBA. Okay, uh, Terrence Mann, uh, Tyler Hero again. Boo. Kevin Love, going gray gracefully. Yeah. Appreciate it. Jordan Clarkson. Doing it for us. RJ Hampton. Uh, oh, Daniel Gafford. Here we go. Uh, Daron Sharp. Pull that. Uh, Jalen Suggs. That's a good rookie. Suggie, I imagine they might call him. I don't know. I'm not a, I'm not a Magic fan. But if I were a fan, I'd call him Suggie.
[1:13:10] Eric: They got Magic fans?
[1:13:12] Geoff: That's crazy. Jason Preston. Uh, I think there are tourists who go to Orlando and have a night weekend. I'm a Disney fan. Moses Moody. Mm-hmm. Uh, here's our Cole Anthony green and yellow parallel. Oh, that's nice. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. That's good. Thank you. Oh, boy. Oh.
[1:13:36] Eric: Is that it? Oh, no. Oh.
[1:13:39] Geoff: Um. Hi there. Nope. Close enough. All right. Moving on. Can't find it. There's a Bill Russell insert. Uh, and a doo-doo Kevin Porter Jr. Apparently insert. We've had room shots. We haven't been using them. How about this? How about some Ghostbusters 2?
[1:14:00] Eric: Who are you going to call? Have you seen that TikTok where the, like, the, like, Transformers on fire or whatever up on, like, the, like, the telephone pole? Uh-huh. And they go, who are we going to call? And so he goes, Ghostbusters. And it fucking explodes. The timing is perfect. It's really great.
[1:14:17] Geoff: Merry Christmas, New York. All right. Uh, oh, what's his name? Uh, Janos? What a trip. Or Janos? Mm-hmm. Uh, that's right, Ghostbusters. We're back and we're better than ever with twice the know-how and twice the particle power to deal with all your supernatural elimination needs. Is that Decroid? Said Dan Aykroyd. Yeah, Decroid. Yeah. Uh, here's some Slimer artwork. Wow! An original Onion head? That's incredible. Uh, ooh, here's a sticker of, uh, the boys. Liking that. That's a cool-looking sticker. Sorry, guys! Classic. I ate all the hot dogs. Classic Slimer.
[1:14:56] Eric: You're keeping the Slimers, huh?
[1:14:57] Geoff: Yeah, that's just, yeah. He's the star of Ghostbusters. Eat this, Vigo! Uh-huh. It was Vigo Mortensen.
[1:15:04] Eric: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Vigo Mortensen was in that, and then he was in Easter Promise. Yeah!
[1:15:07] Unidentified: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[1:15:10] Geoff: Yeah! Ghostbusters on trial. They're real different movies. Very different.
[1:15:21] Unidentified: Yeah!
[1:15:22] Geoff: Yeah! You know that dude was married to Eggzine Cervanca? Really? Yeah, for a long time. Oh, wow! They're divorced now, but yeah, for a really long time.
[1:15:28] Eric: All right, what's one that you want to get into? We got, we got ten, let's say we got ten minutes.
[1:15:32] Geoff: Let's open up this box of heritage that I bought on accident.
[1:15:34] Eric: This expensive, the expensive box that you don't want. Let's do it. Yeah. It's not that I don't want it. That it was the wrong thing?
[1:15:41] Geoff: Yeah, it's that I didn't want it. Now that I have it, I'm like, I don't mind having it, it's just that it's not what I wanted, and I'm just fucking, I get, uh, I get all, well, I get scatterbrained when I'm trying to do a lot of things at once, and I got my head in a lot of places. Who are you talking about? And so I just bought the wrong fucking thing. You? There you go. How about a Ronald Acuna Jr. big-ass card, as we call them? You're going to sleep that? I think I have to sleep at home for it. I hope I do. Well, oh, well. Okay, so what are we, there you go. So what are we anticipating getting in this? Uh, well, what we were looking for was the, uh, world's biggest airplane from the Allen and Ginter set.
[1:16:18] Eric: Oh, that's right, and you did not buy that.
[1:16:20] Geoff: No, but I bought these. Yeah. So, uh.
[1:16:21] Eric: Do these have sharks in them, or is it just baseball? I think they're just, just baseball. Those maybe were the craziest things you've ever opened. I think were sharks. It was like, here's, Franz Ferdinand being shot. Ozzie Albies. And you're like, what the fuck is going on? Arthur Ashe, tennis legend. Yeah.
[1:16:41] Geoff: Okay. We'll open up these guys to close it out. All right. All right. Very exciting. At least it's this year's baseball.
[1:16:49] Eric: Hooray. Oh. Are they cool looking?
[1:16:53] Geoff: Uh, yes. Oh, great. Emmanuel, uh, Claes? Is that how you say that? Yep.
[1:16:58] Eric: Claesing. Mike Trout?
[1:16:59] Geoff: Nice. Quietly the best player in baseball. TJ Freidel. They say he might be the best player of all time, huh?
[1:17:06] Eric: Uh, he's probably up there. I think he loves playing Anaheim, because nobody gives a fuck, and he doesn't have to deal with anyone. Really? Yeah. I think it's great.
[1:17:13] Geoff: Mike Moustakas. Moustakas. Moustakas. Moustakas. There you go. There you go. Nailed it. Yon Makata. Jesse Chavez. Oh, right. He said I could do it the right way. Jane Bieber. And, hey, Mookie Betts. Boo. Speaking of, everybody's favorite Dodgers. I'm liking the Dodgers, man. I'm enjoying being a Dodgers fan. You said you weren't even watching baseball. I'm starting to get back into it this year. I watched them last year. Rude for them all the way. Fuck that. Bo Bichette. He's a Blue Jay. It's a... Jordan Montgomery. Aaron Judge.
[1:17:47] Eric: Bo Bichette's one of those kids. He's one of the baseball player kids that are on that team. Like Vlad, like Vlad Jr. Yeah. Bo Bichette. What is it? Biggio's kid? Or Bagwell's kid? One of the two. It's like crazy. Lars Newtbar. Yeah, Lars Newtbar.
[1:18:02] Geoff: Great baseball name. Great baseball name. Kyle Seeger. Oh, here we go. This is cool. Here's a... What do we got? Number 573. Here's a Walker Bueller. Like, I guess like chrome. It almost feels like an old metal card. That's kind of cool.
[1:18:19] Eric: Yeah.
[1:18:20] Geoff: And then... Oh, did you know that Dylan Carlson is a new age performer? He's into Reiki. What? He does crystal therapy. Yeah. Cool. Oh, you know he does... He says sound baths.
[1:18:32] Eric: Oh, wow. He's kind of like... He's a Gua Sha practitioner. That's pretty great.
[1:18:36] Geoff: Willie Castro. And... Oh, did you know that Hernandez's hit decided it? I don't know what it decided.
[1:18:41] Eric: What the fuck? I don't like solid socks on baseball players. I think they should go back to stirrups. I don't like solid socks. I like stirrups. I'm fine with stance socks because at least there's something. I don't like the solid sock look. I don't like the solid sock look.
[1:18:55] Geoff: I think it sucks. Right there with you. Chris Taylor. Ozzie Albies. Hey. John Lester. Griffin Jacks. Rookie. Take that. Martin Maldonado. Will Smith. Different Will Smith. Another new age performer. Really into... Really into... You got it. John Tesh. There you go. Corbin Burns. Will Smith. I was struggling there for a second. You got it. Oh, that's a fat pack. Yeah, why? It's got a meme card in it probably. A what? Meme card. Relic. Some... Guys, there's a meme card. What we got? We got DJ Peters. Okay. We got Jesus Lizardo. Good baseball name. Edmundo Sosa. Is he related to Sammy Sosa? I don't know. Probably not. Probably not. Michael Pineda. Brian Goodwin. Brandon Finding Nemo.
[1:19:57] Geoff: Pablo Lopez. Alec Mills. And Lamont Wade. All right, we're going to open this little guy. We're going to save the fat one for last. You want that?
[1:20:07] Eric: No, just looking at Alec Mills. Bummer.
[1:20:11] Geoff: What's a bummer about him?
[1:20:12] Eric: His glasses, his chin hair, his whole look. Oh, yeah.
[1:20:17] Geoff: He's got...
[1:20:19] Eric: Yeah.
[1:20:19] Geoff: He's kind of got that incel look.
[1:20:24] Eric: Is this the one with the memes or whatever?
[1:20:26] Geoff: No, it's the next one. I'm building up anticipation. Nick Pavetta. Miles Straw. Oh, I... Favorite utensil. Save that.
[1:20:33] Eric: I yelled at Miles Straw at a Round Rock Express game when he tried to steal second, and it was a foul ball, and then we yelled, like, do it again. You can't steal second. You can do it again. And then he got thrown out, and he was pissed that we yelled at. He was mad. He was not thrilled. He was probably, like, 24, and we were just fucking screaming at this guy. That's awesome. I think about him all the time.
[1:20:56] Geoff: Well, fuck him. Jordan Alvarez. Sandy Alcantara. I wonder if he's related to Sandy Alomar.
[1:21:03] Eric: Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My first name. Yeah, same first name.
[1:21:06] Geoff: Ryan Yarborough.
[1:21:07] Eric: Mm-hmm. Seth Beer. Yeah. Goes into condiments. Mm-hmm. Yep. I don't think you know what condiments are. A beer could be a condiment. This is fucked. If it was a sauce. Please don't. I'm glad no one. Steven Duggar. If the other guys were here, we'd be in a fight.
[1:21:23] Geoff: Well, they're not, because they can't be bothering to show up to work. Chris Flexen and Miguel Rojas. All right. All right. This is it. This is the last. I hope we get a lube bob. This is the last fucking. I would like a lube bob as well. This is the last fucking pack we're opening today. And we got Mims. We're done. What do we got? What are we looking at? Lars Hendricks and Mark Mellencolin. No. Mark Melanson. Yes.
[1:21:50] Eric: Don't worry about it.
[1:21:50] Geoff: Mellencolin. They were a Swedish punk band. Yes, they were. Cal Raley. Mm-hmm. Fran Milray is. Hey, Franimal.
[1:21:59] Eric: He's great. Don't they call him the Franimal? Yeah. He was a former padre. He was great. Oh, that's awesome.
[1:22:03] Geoff: Awesome.
[1:22:03] Eric: Charismatic dude. A lot of fun.
[1:22:04] Geoff: I like that name. I like him. Mason Thompson. He looks like a Mason. That's all I like to get. Hyunjin Ryu. Mm-hmm. Oh, Randy Rosarena did something. Alfonso Rivas. Why'd you save that one? Because a rookie. Austin Hayes. Victor Robles. Pete Alonzo. All right. Oh, wow. Look at this. What'd you get? Look at this fucking Pavan Smith photo. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
[1:22:35] Eric: This guy looks like he's in the band Puddle of Mud. Yeah, he does. Like this. He looks pissed that he's, like, doing this. He does not want to take this photo.
[1:22:43] Geoff: I have to play fucking baseball? He is. Sorry, Pavan. Angry. Michael Perez. Okay. Eugenio Suarez. Mm-hmm. And I'm going to use Justin Verlander. Okay. Who is, uh... Can you believe he's still playing? That's absolutely insane. I'm going to use him to... Married to Kate Upton. Married to Kate Upton. And just... It's probably his greatest accomplishment. He's still playing. What are you... That's like... This is how they do it. Okay. We've got Clubhouse Collection. Okay. You go, like... Oh, it's a Yankee! It's a Yankee! Oh, it's a Yankee! Oh, please be Jeter! Oh, please be Jeter! Oh, it's Gary Cole!
[1:23:15] Eric: It's Gary Cole! There you go. Bummer. Oh, but that's cool. Two color packs, though. I mean... He was good for a while.
[1:23:21] Geoff: Yeah. He's trying.
[1:23:34] Eric: We got... So let's recap. We got some... We got Garrett Cole. We got some crazy cards in here. We got Kissinger. We got... Ron Reagan. We got Ronald Reagan.
[1:23:47] Geoff: We got Archie, who shit his pants.
[1:23:49] Eric: We got shit his pants. Archie Bradley.
[1:23:51] Geoff: We got... Oh, here we got Cat Stevens. Right, right, right, right, right. We got Jake Bean. Uh-huh, we got B.J. Bean. We got LaMelo Ball. Uh-huh. Funny commercial LaMelo Ball. There's no escape. Yeah, there... There's no escape. Wander Franco Rookie. Yeah. That's a good one. And then we got a Padres... Oh, we got a Padres Zim. We got a Padres Zim. Mm-hmm. So there it is.
[1:24:15] Eric: Mm-hmm.
[1:24:16] Geoff: And... We got bracelets. Oh, we got the dude... We got bracelets. We got the dude from...
[1:24:25] Eric: Oh, the Umbrella Academy. We got the Vancouver Child Kicker Official Stamp. We have the Ian Stamp Machine. We have a Shirt Haver shirt. We have... Temporary tattoos. We have temporary tattoos.
[1:24:39] Geoff: We have... We have unusable bread tights. Well, they're great magnets. They are great magnets. We have the fuck stick at RTX. We have all this stuff to open in the future. And... And we got... The sign Zim ball. It's probably the coolest thing... Yeah. ...we've ever gotten. I'll just say, if we didn't open up the cards you wanted us to... Yep. Maybe next time. But for today... Sorry, guys.
[1:25:09] Eric: All right. We'll catch you later. See you at RTX. Goodbye. Bye.
[1:25:13] Geoff: Found the lasers.
